I. LOVE. SECRETARYBIRDS.
The Secretarybird (Sagittarius serpentarius) is a large bird of prey native to Africa. It is the only member of the family Sagittariidae. Secretarybirds are tall, handsome GQMFs who eat venomous snakes because they are total badasses. They can be as large as four feet tall, five feet long, and with a wingspan of up to seven feet.
Look at these BAMFs. Just gaze in awe.
(The above photos were snagged a long time ago from a Google Images search, probably. All I know for certain is that they are the greatest hits of the secretarybird folder on my computer.
Yes, I have a folder devoted to secretarybirds.
Yes, I’m probably a crazy person.)